Every morning, Shrek wakes up and trudges towards his office. It ain't fun being the CEO of an ogrebusiness. He's got mountains of paperwork to deal with, meetings with demanding officials, and the constant threat of Fiona interrupting.

To top it all off, he's gotta fight off the monotony. Sometimes he dreams of just relaxing in his swamp with a good bowl of swamp stew, but duty calls. He sighs and throws on his business suit. Another day, another dollar.

Corporate Swamp: Donkey Knows You Feel It

Ya'll feel/sense/know it in your bones. The corporate/biz/establishment swamp/quagmire/sludge is real, and it's thick/churning/sticky. Big/The/Shady money calls the shots/controls everything/runs the show, leaving/screwing over/trampling the rest of us. It's a system/machine/structure rigged against the little guy/ordinary people/you and me.

• We're/They're/You're all just stuck/trapped/chained in this mess/circus/nightmare.
• It's/This is/That's time/past time/high time to fight back/break free/make a change.
• Let's/We can/They should drain the swamp/expose the truth/hold them accountable.

Don't/Ever/Never let them tell you/fool you/brainwash you into believing/thinking/accepting that this is just how things are. We deserve/can have/must fight for a better/fairer/just world.

Marshland Melodies > Nine to Five

Listen here, partner. This ain't your daddy's concrete jungle. Out here in the swamps , life moves at a slower rhythm . You get your hands dirty, sure, but you also get to feel the breeze . No fluorescent lights out here. Just the rustling reeds and the whispering wind . It's a true life, ya know? One you can't find in no corporate ladder climb.

My Overlord is Farquaad Send Help

This sucks. Working for him/that little tyrant/the Short King is awful/terrible/a living nightmare. He's always yelling/constantly on my case/demanding impossible things and expects me to be perfect/treat him like royalty/clean his boots. I asked for a raise once, and let me tell you, it get more info was a horrible experience. Now he's watching me like a hawk/making my life hell/threatening to turn me into an ogre.

I just need to disappear. Maybe a fairy godmother/a dragon/one of those talking donkeys could help me escape/give me some advice/teach me how to fight Farquaad.

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* I'm certain he's going to fire me/turn me into a frog/make me his jester.

* I can't take it anymore/stand this/deal with this.

* Please, someone, rescue me!

The OGRE meme Lord

He's a real beast, but in the best way possible. This dude lives and breathes the ogre life. When he's not laying waste to villages, you can catch him scrolling through Reddit. This OGRE has mastered the art of being a funny guy.

• His memes are legendary
• That sweet, sweet internet validation fuels him
• Don't anger the meme lord

Weekend Forecast: 100% Swamped

Well folks, you better grab your boots and mosquito repellent 'cause this weekend is gonna be a real mess. We're lookin' at intense rain all the whole darn time with heat indexes in the scorching 100s. If you're thinkin' about headin' outdoors, best pack some extra repellent and a tarp. It might even be good for gettin' that crocodile watchin' in.